Today we landed on the small blue planet blorp  
The locals have strange head coverings called hats blorp  
They communicate by shouting at small rectangles blorp  
We tried to blend in by wearing socks on our antennae blorp  
One human offered us something called pizza blorp  
It was both terrifying and delicious blorp  
Tomorrow we will attempt to understand the concept of taxes blorp  
Wish us luck blorp